I remember when I was a boy, I hated showers—I still do. It used to be I’d never shower, but now I try to at least once every two weeks. Why? It’s a boy thing, I guess. Boys like to be dirty. Finally there is a compromise: Thrash Shampoo. I know what you’re thinking? Trash? Shampoo? I got one word: Yes!

Trash Shampoo is the first shampoo of its kind. It gets the smelliest trash around, and extracts its entire odor, and then it liquidizes it into shampoo form. But all that’s all the confusing technical stuff. What’s important is it smells like trash and you will too!

Finally there’s a shampoo that will satisfy your mothers concern for your hygiene and your concern for your smell. Look for it wherever fine and not so fine hair products are sold.