When I was asked to promote this next little piece, I was hesitant. I felt a little weird promoting something that I didn’t think I’d use, but guess what I found—I’m using it! Coming out early next year, our next little piece of commercial fun is scented socks.

Maybe you’re like me, and you’re asking, ‘why in the world would anyone want to wear or need scented socks?’ Easy: so you don’t have to change them. Scented socks are guaranteed to stay fresh on your feet for thirty weeks (up to a year if you’re not very active). Just imagine—you can play an entire season of baseball in one pair of socks.

The best feature of these non-stinky beauties is you don’t have to wash them—ever. In fact washing them will only destroy them. After the scent has completely left the sock, then you simply throw the sock away and by new ones.