I’ve heard of shoes with roller skates attached to the bottom; shoes with springs on the bottom, and shoes with lights on the bottom, but I never thought I’d hear this…until now: Shoes with shoes attached to the bottom. I know, I know, what’s the point of that? What’s the point of anything though? Really! I mean I hate to be the one to break this to you, but this life—yours and mine—is meaningless. All of it meaningless. But you know what? At least we have fashion!

Fashion is the one thing that we’ll always have. To tell you the truth, I thought shoes with lights were a bit silly and looked what happened to that idea, so who knows. I think this possible trend is one of the greatest to ever happen to the shoe industry. A shoe attached to a shoe! Just think of the possibilities! You can…well I can’t think of anything now, but if they’re going to put two shoes together like this, then there has to be a reason. Right? Tell me I’m right. They wouldn’t be doing it just to eat on a trend would they? Have we really come to that?