This next commercial is probably going to confuse and perhaps even scare you, and that’s alright, because quite frankly I think the whole thing is odd myself. What is it? RAND. More specifically the RAND Corporation. What’s that? You don’t want to know—they’re a frightening bunch of intellects that will kill you with mindless ramblings.

What are they advertising? That’s just the thing—they’re not. They heard about this commercial bit and wanted to be involved. They paid the money right up front, and they’re checks cleared, so what could I say? No? To people offering me money for no apparent reason? I don’t think so.

So there you have it. The RAND Corporation. They’re satisfied now, and we’re just plane confused. Way to ruin what had been very good commercials, RAND! Let’s all give out a hip, hip, boo for RAND. Ready? 1…2…3…